allisnow: (etc // light bulbs killed polar bears)
[personal profile] allisnow
The power company wants me to let them install something on my air conditioner that will let them turn it down remotely.

"But only when we really, really have to! And you'll hardly even notice it! And look, we'll credit you $50!"

It's not that I'm a cynical, suspicious bitch, but... no, wait, I am a cynical, suspicious bitch.

Date: 2011-05-01 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadestrick.livejournal.com
WHAAAAAAAAAA......?

Date: 2011-05-01 02:26 am (UTC)
ext_36286: (etc // careful!)
From: [identity profile] allisnow.livejournal.com
Welcome to the great state of California! Eventually they won't even need to ask.

Date: 2011-05-01 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadestrick.livejournal.com
No smoking in bars and soon no drinking and no talking. *eyeroll*

Date: 2011-05-01 03:11 am (UTC)
ext_36286: (etc // careful!)
From: [identity profile] allisnow.livejournal.com
Only certain kinds of talking, though... if they agree with it, it's okay.

Date: 2011-05-01 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadestrick.livejournal.com
*dies laughing!*

Date: 2011-05-01 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palmaceae.livejournal.com
"But only when we really, really have to (on the hottest day of the year!). And you'll hardly even notice it (on the hottest day of the year!) And look, we'll credit you $50 (so you can spend it on buying mini fans and ice on the hottest day of the year!)"

Date: 2011-05-01 07:32 am (UTC)
ext_36286: (Default)
From: [identity profile] allisnow.livejournal.com
LOL, exactamundo.

Date: 2011-05-01 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reality-hammer.livejournal.com
Only if they people install "intelligence" meters to shut down idiotic decisions by the power companies. :P

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