State of the Union
Jan. 31st, 2006 07:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm sure the blogs I frequent will all have insightful and clever and funny things to say, so I won't bother ;) Watch this space.
Ooh, the Democratic response is on.
*takes a peek*
Eh, no one interesting.
Anyway.
Isn't Sam Alito just the cutest little thing? I just wanted to 'aww' every time they showed him. Also, I wanted a Hilary cam, just to make sure that that was an actual person we were looking at and not a blow-up doll with little anamatronic arms. Then again, if that was the case, Bill probably wouldn't let her out of his sight. No, it's more likely that she just had her entire upper body Botoxed in preparation for the SotU.
Dem response update: "There's a better way. We're just not going to tell you what it is. You have to guess. Email your guesses to whatisourplatform@dnc.org..."
Oh, and "every American embraces [the] goals" of supporting the troops. Dude, do you realize how much BS that is, or are you just reading off the teleprompter? Loser.
Ooh, the Democratic response is on.
*takes a peek*
Eh, no one interesting.
Anyway.
Isn't Sam Alito just the cutest little thing? I just wanted to 'aww' every time they showed him. Also, I wanted a Hilary cam, just to make sure that that was an actual person we were looking at and not a blow-up doll with little anamatronic arms. Then again, if that was the case, Bill probably wouldn't let her out of his sight. No, it's more likely that she just had her entire upper body Botoxed in preparation for the SotU.
Dem response update: "There's a better way. We're just not going to tell you what it is. You have to guess. Email your guesses to whatisourplatform@dnc.org..."
Oh, and "every American embraces [the] goals" of supporting the troops. Dude, do you realize how much BS that is, or are you just reading off the teleprompter? Loser.
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BWAHAH! You really nailed it ;) Every time Kaine said "There's a better way!" the whole thing looked more and more like a really bad informercial. And why is it the Democrats start out every one of their responses with some life-story of the guy delivering it? Dude, you're not running for office - you're delivering a response :p
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Date: 2006-02-01 03:51 am (UTC)I think it's supposed to trick us into thinking that they're actually human ;)
"And if you call within the next fifteen minutes, we'll include your very own Cindy Sheehan action figure!"
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Date: 2006-02-01 04:40 am (UTC)I guess so ;) That, and that they're "just like regular hard-working folks". I don't even believe a lot of Republicans when they try that :p I want to hear your ideas, not your origin story :p
"And if you call within the next fifteen minutes, we'll include your very own Cindy Sheehan action figure!"
Ooooh! oooooh! :) Does it also come with matching <a href='http://www.therealcuba.com/chavezsheehan10.JPG">Hugo Chavez dictator doll</a>? ;)
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Date: 2006-02-01 05:43 am (UTC)ROFL!!!!! Oh, too true, too true...
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Date: 2006-02-01 06:04 am (UTC)