allisnow: (usa // don't tax me bro)
I've been waiting for a week for someone to post this! It's Alfonzo Rachel, one of the speakers at the Sacramento Tea Party and an awesome blogger.

allisnow: (tv // 24 // bauer in training)
The guys rip Janeane "Conservatives are all racists" Garafolo over her "Conservatives are all racists" comments.

And it was good.



As much as I love 24 this season, I have an equal amount of hate that she is marring an otherwise awesome show with her lack of talent, bitchiness, outright lies, etc.
allisnow: (usa // don't tax me bro)
It was fun!

We had Neil Cavuto, Michelle Malkin, Zo, Michael Reagan, and lots and lots of other speakers.


Shot towards the west side of the capitol building.


The crowd started gathering hours before the official start time.


There were a lot of families and kids there, presumably on spring break.


Including this guy who had a great shirt!


There were a ton of great signs, but this guy's was very popular.


The PJTV jumbotron.

Crowd shots. I was trying to get a sense of scope.





allisnow: (usa // moonbats)
How many other people have their moms call them to dish about what the vice president is up to?
allisnow: (etc // poe // i c what u did)
Because I can't be bothered to write an actual post.

Inside Obama's bank CEOs meeting [Politico]: Obama tells the CEOs that his administration “is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.”

Um... does anyone else sort of interpret that as a threat?

Iowa Court Paves Way for Gay Marriage [WSJ]

I picked the WSJ article on this because their headline is accurate; this is a decision made by the Iowa court, not the Iowa people. It'll be interesting to see if they go the Prop. 8 route in the next election.

Cap-and-Tax Collapse [WSJ]: Please pass Al Gore a Valium -- and better make it a double -- because his cap-and-trade dreams just took a dive in the U.S. Senate. In a vote late Wednesday, no fewer than 26 Democrats joined all 41 Republicans to insist that any new cap and tax on carbon energy would require at least 60 votes.

Nice to see some good news out of Washington.

House race in New York too close to call [Reuters UK]

Here we go again...

MWAHA

Mar. 11th, 2009 09:32 pm
allisnow: (usa // obama eats waffles)
And it would even be funnier if it wasn't so scary.

allisnow: (usa // moonbats)
allisnow: (usa // liberal neutered cat)
UNITED STATES DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
allisnow: (usa // not racist enough)


Just watch it.

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