TMI weirdness

I went to bed last night feeling perfectly fine and woke up this morning (i.e. about half an hour ago) with a really awful stomachache. It sort of feels like indigestion, and it also sort of just feels like hungriness. No nausea, no pain around my back, so I doubt it's anything serious... it's just really weird. I didn't eat anything last night that I haven't eaten before... well, wait, that's not true... I had an ice cream sandwich thing.

*experimentally prods self in tummy*

Ow.

Took some Rolaids, drinking some milk... I'm kinda afraid to eat anything.

Now where is my nurse?