I guess you had to be there

I had this funny 24 dream last night. Jack and Audrey were having a big old argument about something dangerous Jack wanted to do (to save the country, I'm sure), only she thought it was too dangerous and told him that if he did it, things were over between them. And Chloe was there, and she practically burst into tears and yelled at Audrey that Jack knew what he was doing and he always knows what he's doing because he's Jack for crying out loud. Audrey left, and Chloe spun around and gave Jack a big old kiss, and Jack totally flipped out, like, shocked beyond all reason, and I found it pretty damn hilarious that good old super-spy Jack had in no way seen that coming.

*snickers*

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I feel like I'm moving in super slo-mo this morning. As opposed to just regular slo-mo every other weekday morning.

I got some kind of stain on my new pants (*%@#!) last week and I washed it but it hasn't come out completely. I mean, it's only a couple of centimeters, and pretty faint, but if I know it's there then if I wear those pants it's going to drive me insane. I think it happened when I dropped a piece of cookie in my lap so, I don't know, some kind of grease stain? Any suggestions before I attack the m-----f---er with bleach?

meme

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