allisnow: (etc // falling downstairs)
allisnow ([personal profile] allisnow) wrote2007-03-07 09:33 pm

In case anyone was wondering...

"The Wedding Bells" is lame.

This is only one of the many services I offer.

OT

[identity profile] hwcarnage.livejournal.com 2007-03-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I saw this today and thought of you (a story from someones uncle):

"Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first ticket. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health."

Re: OT

[identity profile] hwcarnage.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I knew you would :-D