"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Sydney and she was a grad student by day and a spy by night. She had a roommate named Francie and a best friend named Will and a fiance named Danny and she thought she worked for the CIA, but she really worked for SD-6 and a sadistic little prick named Arvin Sloane. Her daddy worked for him too, but he really worked for the CIA. So then Sydney started working for the CIA too, and became a double agent. Her handler was a hot guy named Vaughn. Then a lot of shit happened. And her mommy came back from "the dead" and it was awesome. And Sydney and Vaughn made out and IT was awesome. And then Sydney went to sleep for two years and it was not awesome. Especially after Vaughn married some bitch. Then a lot more shit happened and it wasn't all that interesting until the bitch got shot and Vaughn told us his name was Andre Michaux and then he died but really didn't, and along the way there were bad guys who always seemed to have a "The" in their names and some dude named Rambaldi who made a lot of crap that seemed to have no purpose other than to really irritate us every damn week."

Heehee.

Sydney: What?
Vaughn: I think you know what.
Sydney: I need you to tell me.
Vaughn: You need me to tell you what? That when you're on operations, I can't sleep at night. That when we're in debrief I have to force myself to remember what the hell we're supposed to be reviewing. When all I want to do is kiss you.

*loves the ship*

[Poll #726487]

UPDATE: I watched Alias. What can I say -- it's Vaughn.

( Tonight's Alias )

Oh, also?

( Next week's Alias )

I don't watch a lot of ABC shows, so until now I hadn't seen the promos for the return of Alias (which is this Wednesday yaaaaaaaay!). But one of the wonderful ladies over on Vartan Ho uploaded one and now I'm all squee!

But I really have to say, as much as I love this show, there have been several big problems with its execution, namely both JJA and ABC treating it like the red-headed bastard stepchild of Lost, when without Alias Lost probably never would have existed.

Which is why I will never watch Lost or anything else that JJA is involved in. So pppphhhhfffff.

(There's also the fact that JJA tends to think either he's a lot smarter or his audience is a lot dumber than they actually are. I mean, hello, who actually believed for more than three seconds that ( spoiler ) or ( spoiler ) Duh.)

On the other hand, I absolutely love the characters, I love Jennifer Garner even if she's shacked up with Affleck (ew) and I could look at Michael Vartan all day long. Oh, and there are other actors on that show and I like them too *g*

Just watched last night's Alias. I liked it!

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In other news, I've finished Batman: No Man's Land. While the hoped-for ship didn't pan out, and the ending was a little rushed, it's by far the best DC-related book I've read (by comparison, the Justice League of America series blows goats). If you like Bats, and Babs and Dick and Tim and the crew, I highly reccommend it.

I think I'm going to color my hair again before my student teaching interview on Tuesday, since it's been about six weeks. I think I'm going to go brown this time... and yes, I consider myself a brunette, but more in the ash-brown family. I want something richer. More... peppy.