Whack-An-Alli!

So I'm working on my Shep/Teyla fictennis story, but after that last push to get the zinefic story done I'm feeling the need for some variety. So I'm going to kind of borrow/modify an idea from tielan and open the floor for ficlet requests.

*plays dramatic music, as she's never done this before*

All I ask is you follow this simple format: give me one SGA character (major, minor, guest, whatever), and one prompt (a word, a phrase, a quote, a theme) and I'll take it from there. Maybe it'll be a drabble. Maybe it'll be more! Who knows!

One per customer for the time being, please; I'll let you know when you can start whacking on me again ;)